I pull this face in like.. every picture anyone has ever taken of me.
Triangular bald spots are cool.
I don’t even know what my face is doing here.
I look pleased.
My penis is obviously doing something amusing.
You look like Ace Ventura stop
And a pedophile
I’m chewing my way out of this photo.
This is my simian face.
Don’t I look like a monkey?
Or like Tim in Jumanji