confusedtree:

Remember how Kangaroo Jack was relentlessly marketed as a family film about a talking kangaroo in a hoodie who does impressions in the trailers and commercials and was even nominated for an MTV Movie Award for best CGI character and his nominee clip reel included all those scenes specifically and then you finally got around to seeing Kangaroo Jack when it was on cable and it turned out to be a movie about two friends looking for a sweater and also Christopher Walken wants to kill them and the kangaroo was actually barely in the movie? Actually here’s a better question do you fucking remember Kangaroo Jack

dragon ball z cakeballs

alongcameatom:

itslikethatfrenchthing:

alyssaemilie:

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

I always reblog this I just love it so much 

okay listen. A train is coming towards you. You close your eyes. The train stops coming towards you. You haven’t died. Your brain is really freaking relieved that the train is not coming towards you anymore. That’s why you feel calm. Brains aren’t so stupid that they think you’ve died just because everything is black. It might have felt a bit stressed by seeing that there is a large vehicle travelling towards you, because sometimes it can have problems with understanding things outside of you and telling what’s real and what isn’t. But your brain perfectly aware that your heart is still beating and your lungs are still breathing and blood is still travelling around your body. That’s it’s job. You don’t feel calm because you “died”, you feel calm because you’re ALIVE.

Can we stop glorifying suicidal thoughts now please?

No matter what happens, you will always have an ancient part right in the middle of your human brain, somewhere that you have no access to, that wants nothing more than for you to stay alive.

FUCKING THANK YOU

gra-ss:

stepchildofthesun:

baby chameleons
 

THEY’RE SO CUTE ADSFDGHMJYTREWEAGBSF

thatsnotwhatiheard:

emma-weasley:

that’ll teach him

Oh god this is perfect.

hellyeskingdomhearts:

sunshien:

i don’t play kingdom hearts and i don’t care about context

but for me this is a gif of a chess piece trying to seduce a girl by sensually thrusting its crotch at her and a suave guy in the background wondering why his chess friend can’t just be chill around the ladies

so this is what Kingdom Hearts looks like to outsiders

vanillish:

my heart

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

crossbowsandwalkers:

me when I find a new actor/actress

#do you ever just channel willem dafoe and dramatically throw yourself into a bush

breakfastkingdompubliclibrary:

From now on I’m going to close all my correspondence with “How dare you.”

attackon-titan:

The nine circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno recreated in Lego by Mihai Mihu

I. LIMBO: A place of monotony, here the souls are punished to wander in restless existence while they moan helplessly in echoes between the ruins of a temple.

II. LUST: Surrounded by erotic representations, those overcome by lust are forced to watch and experience disgusting things, ultimately being condemned to drown in the menstrual river.

III. GLUTTONY: The circle itself is a living abomination, a hellish digestive system revealing horrific faces with mouths ready to devour the gluttons over and over for eternity.

IV. GREED: This pompous place is reserved for the punishment of the greedy ones.

V. ANGER: In this depressing place the souls are trapped in the swamp, they can’t move and they cannot manifest their frustration which is making them even more angry.

VI. HERESY: The giant demon watches closely over his fire pit, dwarfing the damned that are dragging the new arrivals in the boiling lava. Those who committed the greatest sins against God are getting a special treatment inside the temple where they are doomed to burn for eternity in the scorching flames.

VII. VIOLENCE: A place of intense torture where the horrific screams of the damned are eternally accompanied by the hellish beats of drums.

VIII. FRAUD: In Fraud the Demons enjoy altering the shape of souls, this is how they feed.

IX. TREACHERY: Lucifer lies here chained by the Angelic Seal which keeps him captive in the frozen environment.

baptisms:

shufflex:

A woman wearing men’s clothing is cute and acceptable

but,

A man wearing women’s clothing is creepy and cross-dressing.

Fuck the matriarchy. 

Dude that’s not “matriarchy,” that’s patriarchy and misogyny coming back to bite men in the ass.

See, femininity is equated to weakness under patriarchy. So when a guy wants to dress in something that is deemed “feminine” it is seen as unmasculine and thus lesser/weak. Because under patriarchy, why lower yourself, as a man, to femininity? 

While when a woman dresses in a masculine fashion, it’s more acceptable because what is masculine is deemed as superior and strong, so long as she maintains gender conformist behavior as a woman.

I hate to be the person to pull out the Madonna quote, but this really captures the reality of the point you believe you’re making.

Girls can wear jeans
And cut their hair short
Wear shirts and boots
‘Cause it’s OK to be a boy
But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading
‘Cause you think that being a girl is degrading

welovefineshirts:

stem-cell:

mavinbro:

youtubers-replaced-my-life:

cupcakecoldfire:

WANT

dOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BC I NEED IT.

GIMME

Bro Love! You can get it from WeLoveFine!

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AWESOME photo, love it. (The tee’s pretty awesome too. ;) )